Wednesday, November 9, 2011

How to Undress in Front of a Woman

Becoming dressed or un-dressed is a process of several stages. Articles of clothing are shed or clad upon a person's body. Eventually, every body needs to get completely naked.

Being naked is being vulnerable and fearless at the same time.

The first article to be removed, and the last put on, should always be the shirt. The shoes and socks may be removed first, if so, the shirt should be removed shortly thereafter.

A man may remain completely shirtless for any length of time and be in a state of both unclothed and ready to pop off, or go off to work. Simililary, a man may be considered partially clothed, barefoot and shirtless for indefinite periods.

There should be no unnecessary haste in removing the trousers. The pants should not come off first under almost any circumstance. The worst possible look would be a man dressed in penny loafers, with a shirt hanging half-way to nowhere. There is no place for his hands.

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